goddamn these electric sex pants!

tube mouse, i love you so
i took you from the underground
and brought you home
put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting
put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting.

hey, i'm Allie. i post here mostly about White Sox baseball, the occasional Alfred Hitchcock film, the collection of awesome music that I listen to, and British comedies/comedians. thanks for your time.

calikalie:


OSCAR: I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. [makes a choking gesture] This is so simple! ANDY: Yeah, you should do that. Get in line. OSCAR: Oh, what a great idea. And lose my job. No, thank you. ANDY: Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during America’s biggest financial crisis? DWIGHT: [leaning in] How is he gonna have grandkids?
The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting

calikalie:

OSCAR: I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. [makes a choking gesture] This is so simple!
ANDY: Yeah, you should do that. Get in line.
OSCAR: Oh, what a great idea. And lose my job. No, thank you.
ANDY: Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during America’s biggest financial crisis?
DWIGHT: [leaning in] How is he gonna have grandkids?

The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting

— 5 hours ago with 31 notes
#the office #screencaps #repost 

dreamincolorx:

Clue is the BEST. MOVIE. EVER. And no, this is not debatable. I was so excited when I saw that someone uploaded the entire thing to YouTube. MAJOR WIN. :D.

I just bought Clue last weekend for $5 at Target, and I was planning to watch it tonight. Great movie (although it’s not my favorite, I hate to say). :X

— 19 hours ago with 1 note
#movies #videos #repost 
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Oh baby I was born
With a fast fuse
I’ve got no time to love
Just a city to abuse

Fast Fuse - Kasabian

— 22 hours ago with 1 note and 14 plays
#kasabian #music 
thedailywhat:

Threadless T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: “Friendly Beasts” by Hillary White.
The Sesame Street Muppets as their potential Animal Kingdom counterparts.
Help make it happen by voting early and voting often. (One vote per person. Time of day irrelevant.)
[via.]

Omg Bert is a three-toed sloth! :D

thedailywhat:

Threadless T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: “Friendly Beasts” by Hillary White.

The Sesame Street Muppets as their potential Animal Kingdom counterparts.

Help make it happen by voting early and voting often. (One vote per person. Time of day irrelevant.)

[via.]

Omg Bert is a three-toed sloth! :D

— 1 day ago with 350 notes
#muppets #threadless #sloths #repost 
calikalie:


RYAN: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

The Office, 2x18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day

calikalie:

RYAN: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

The Office, 2x18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day

— 2 days ago with 87 notes
#the office #screencaps #repost 
"Because I really, firmly believe— and I don’t think I’m the only one— that your perception of something is limited only by your creative power. Anything you look at or listen to that you say, “Well, I’ve heard all there is to hear about it,” I doubt it. I bet, if you look harder, if you read again, you can find something new. I bet you that’s true week after week after week, if you keep searching— that you can apply a text, a song, a creed to your situation on a given Sunday, every week, for your entire life in a way that just broadens and envelops. And to me, that’s just kind of interesting."
— 2 days ago with 11 notes
#The Mountain Goats #quotes #repost