goddamn these electric sex pants!
i took you from the underground
and brought you home
put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting
put you in my jacket pocket
and took you to the meeting.
hey, i'm Allie. i post here mostly about White Sox baseball, the occasional Alfred Hitchcock film, the collection of awesome music that I listen to, and British comedies/comedians. thanks for your time.
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OSCAR: I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. [makes a choking gesture] This is so simple! ANDY: Yeah, you should do that. Get in line. OSCAR: Oh, what a great idea. And lose my job. No, thank you. ANDY: Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during America’s biggest financial crisis? DWIGHT: [leaning in] How is he gonna have grandkids?
The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting](http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktehbm0nqb1qzeouso1_250.png)
OSCAR: I just want to take the stupid board of directors by their necks. [makes a choking gesture] This is so simple!
ANDY: Yeah, you should do that. Get in line.
OSCAR: Oh, what a great idea. And lose my job. No, thank you.
ANDY: Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself during America’s biggest financial crisis?
DWIGHT: [leaning in] How is he gonna have grandkids?The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting
Clue is the BEST. MOVIE. EVER. And no, this is not debatable. I was so excited when I saw that someone uploaded the entire thing to YouTube. MAJOR WIN. :D.
I just bought Clue last weekend for $5 at Target, and I was planning to watch it tonight. Great movie (although it’s not my favorite, I hate to say). :X
Oh baby I was born
With a fast fuse
I’ve got no time to love
Just a city to abuse
Fast Fuse - Kasabian
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Threadless T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: “Friendly Beasts” by Hillary White.
The Sesame Street Muppets as their potential Animal Kingdom counterparts.
Help make it happen by voting early and voting often. (One vote per person. Time of day irrelevant.)
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Omg Bert is a three-toed sloth! :D](http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgyeikt8c1qzpwi0o1_250.jpg)
Threadless T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day: “Friendly Beasts” by Hillary White.
The Sesame Street Muppets as their potential Animal Kingdom counterparts.
Help make it happen by voting early and voting often. (One vote per person. Time of day irrelevant.)
[via.]
Omg Bert is a three-toed sloth! :D
RYAN: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
The Office, 2x18 Take Your Daughter to Work Day
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TGIF. [via.]](http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc2mldF1Z1qzpwi0o1_r1_250.jpg)
